July 2012
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stfurodrigo:
how to be a shonen jump main character
eat everything in sight
get beaten up, scream, get stronger, beat the opponent
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devinchee reblogged your post: doria: WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT MARA IS DAMMIT…
Sene. You need to draw Belphi nude and taking a dump. If you do I will draw Beel as a crazy evil bee/fly thing.
OMFG I MISSED THIS COMMENT WHAT THE HELL
ok there’s my part of the deal. I want BEElzebub now
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jjughead:
my brother and sister are yelling at me because i bought the straw glasses and theyre like “god you are such a fucking idiot”
too cool to care
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yke replied to your post: i changed slappydick to slappydick on ponify…
“i changed tiddly winky wonker slippery hole fun time to slappydick on ponify thinking it wont be as funny as ykes substitute word” I CANT STOP LAUGHING
dGFBKDJFGB YKE STOP THIS ISN’T A GAME ANYMORE IM CRY
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i changed gay porn to slappydick on ponify thinking it wont be as funny as ykes substitute word
i was wrong
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everyone pls help tumblr user pigeonsatan im rly worried about the state of her posts especially in the last half hour
i think she’s caught a case of the fricks
pls send gay fanfic to her askbox thank
homestuck fic drinking game
suffren:
take a drink every time a fanfic starts with
“Your name is (character)”
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friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
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paperclipearrings replied to your post: I’m casually back to ego orb for you fools who…
i could tell you and justiina apart :U since you were the bright eye cancer blue
here’s a true friend right here
ego orb salutes you
if he had any arms
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yke replied to your post: I’m casually back to ego orb for you fools who…
*single tear rolls down my little rhino cheek*
yke dont cry… ill always be a rhino at heart
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I’m casually back to ego orb for you fools who can’t tell justiina and i apart
i hope ur happy
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montaire-inc:
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT MARA IS
DAMMIT LEMON AND AKU YOU GUYS SUCK EGGS
You think mara is bad?
You really think
mara
is
bad?
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veggietalesyuri:
we should all cosplay our icon
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
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krill-ex:
2pbouvet:
butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff:
fagtree:
madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god
what have you done with your life
what did you say bitch?
i became a god when i was thirteen
when i was thirteen
i had my first love
FUCK YOU ITS MIDNIGHT AND I STARTED LAUHGIN REALLY HARD
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
I'f you're part of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom, even a...
faistraife:
the trap card will be activated later
paperclipearrings:
why do people say ‘i’m taking a shit’
why would you want to take shit
because otherwise the shit will take you
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dolphiends:
so i got bored and edited out the blood off of caliborn’s face and
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yu-gi-yaoi:
i love y…………………….ugioh
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swaetshrit:
attention everyone using missing-e:
when you reblog someone’s art and it has a “my art” tag
remove that tag
thanks
glamydia:
i feel bad for the kids who were born today and werent accounted for when the 7 billion pieces of confetti were released ha what losers
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THAt WAS THE WORST IDEA IVE EVER HAD TO WATCH THE BISHIe DUCK MOVIE
IM SO DONE
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Watchamixedreality:
viarga:
I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
i m going to hel fo rolaughing so fucking hard at this
stupidharpy:
pizzainspector:
people seem to be freaking out about caliborn biting his leg off
remember that boxcars bit off eggs’ head and ate it
radicaliborn:
i asked my dad on a scale from 1 to 10 how metal he was and he said 12 and then he did an air guitar motion and left my house i don’t think he’s coming back
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I was reading through this old jokebook I bought when I was about 8 and this joke came up
What is a good cure for dandruff?
Execution.
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my sister just came into my room and placed a cold used teabag on my hand and then laughed hysterically for a while what why is she this way
kawaiigargoyle:
quotidianpanda:
kawaiigargoyle:
when i die please throw my ashes in officialsabrina_xo’s face
no i will sprinkle them over my nude body as i lay splayed on the dirty carpet of an expensive cinema watching the latest rerelease of a Disney movie in unnecessary 3D
i actually like that better do that instead
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hah this stupid shop im supposed to jump through 30 000 hoops for in that interview tomorrow has typos on its FAQ
im
gon
be
such
a
bitch
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jessthecoconut:
theillustriousmissjo:
plot twist: finding nemo 2 is actually about nemo undertaking a spiritual journey to find himself.
#eat pray nemo
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Other teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.
